Not abandon, do not give up

 Mood is not good. Bit of a mess. A little disappointed. A little sad. A little bit she did not understand.
Made several version of the joke.
1. One day, Jer and his girlfriend drove out for a drive, the car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of his girlfriend's hat blown off. Jer on: Wu Zhegang far away to hear the girl behind him shouting: what should I aim to test the time .. h Xiao Ning kicked Wood Wood will answer about h .. 喵 ~ ~ ~
3. 61 with five friends to the hotel, taking a seat after you said: tea ! Wood did not understand to search: 123,456.61 was funny: tea! Wood backwards search: 654,321.61 furious: the number of Shaa you? Wood shy: I is a pig!
4. high commander to scout promise more than three can be identified without ahead for troops by the bridge, to identify the circumstances Hsu back more than three reports: Nonsense! Yo!), even in the same game three, the instructor class in order to curry favor with Vice-Ng asked: Ng, vice classes, and your handsome beard do?
vice classes, said Wu, Xu's cat died more than three (Wood would like to argue want to argue, Wu, deputy pressed his class)
instructor is very strange: promise more than three shut your cat is dead what?
Ng Vice coldly classes: I shave and none of your business?
History squad leader laughed. Instructor blushed.
6. the words of retired deputy Wu classes later, to find new jobs, so he went to the zoo to become a zoo keeper, vice principal of the Wu classes: Well, I want to test you, you have no way to get the elephant shook his head first, and then nodded, and finally jumped into the pool then?? said before: like the butt, pain elephant jumped into the pool.
7. principal that said: Give me one more chance, I will be gentle. : how to do it? caterpillar in front of a caterpillar that I have two and a caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar that I do not why the Nirvana around? Wood said the answer .. lie ... no sense 10. VII even go out on a reconnaissance mission, suddenly Yudi reconnaissance aircraft, high commander ordered everyone to lie down busy hidden for a while, promise more than three climbed in front of him: ; high commander said: Several officers jumped, respectively, head of the high commander, Yuen Long railway and only then they went to great lengths truck launched quagmire. enough to sink your car, what car is it? an expression of helpless distress, and his right wrist is not only a large piece of stasis and some black and swollen, is it going to the infirmary. Qihuan see below concern and asked: to sprain or training, said: air shaking, trying to cross-eyes out of gravel particles. After he picked up a stick, and rushing to fight fiercely to my right hand. . During the meeting, light meals are not taught to speak to you toast Wood, Wood is very nervous to stand up, holding up his glass and loudly: ......< br> 14. Wood and captain to take pictures, the photographer asked: I do not care, can be left to the captain pants?
15. unfeeling pit master Baitie Jun diary
3 月 Sunday, 5 clear
training today, I finished all right to monitor sewing clothes out needle play, accidentally killed the a chicken, I'm sorry, I will never play needles.
company commander reviews: Holy crap! Can you tell the company commander, how do you look to look for the bane of the chicken's?
16. unsympathetic main Baitie Jun diary pit Monday, 30 October
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clear day today, not the sun, really bad, the company commander to buy back two goldfish, the raising of a drowning in a vat, I am very sad.
company commander reviews: hey 吆 吆 吆, the soldier, you can Yeah, I live so much, in February had never met had a 30 it! have never seen no sun sunny day, but fortunately you only see the goldfish died, if a bird is dead, you would have thought it to be afflicted with fear of heights, fell from the sky fell to his death
17. day even seven soldiers are training in the playground, Seven said in the past asked: the former by step. Laoqi very satisfied, said: talent, 561, Xiaoshuai, Xiao-ning, such as the grab in the history of this collective step back before Wood, Wood created the illusion of one step forward, Seven said quite satisfied, said: bath. Others left to clean the playground. laugh, or to be taken away to the grassland. the first play of a washing machine, he jokes finished, the audience laughed when he heard Wood said: was arrested and prairie. The next play is the most intelligent computer, his jokes finished, all the appliances all Xiaofan, also heard Wood said: computer has also been arrested and prairie. the third is the most humorous lamp, table lamp finished confidently joke, we all laugh rolling on the ground, Wood said: lamp to be arrested and grassland, the Wood was angry to stand up, turned to sit in the fridge behind him, said:
19. promise to play more than three to Thailand. The first morning attendant knocked on the door, said more than three on the promise: said: good morning mean! good morning as long as you answer the others on the line! 3 days waiter then again, this time more than three active Xu said: !!!!!< br> 21. That day the old Yuen Long A with a first parachute training who, Yuen Long A men that pulled the old front door and then pushed down another one, of which there is a guy desperately struggle, to seize the doors just do not jump. Yuen Long fire, not what he said, kick kick him out. behind the talent, Jer just laughed, Yuan Long said: to laugh. past the bird.
promise more than three: ; the bird must remember the past, do not abandon do not give up. wrong, he was really wrong. ;
Xiaoshuai: , it will get picked up two bombs turned back.
talent on the road, said: more than three, if there is a bomb exploded on the way, how do?
Wood thought, replied: then we report only the captain, we picked up a bomb.
24. squad leader to the field trip, after he got there, suddenly forgot that address. So monitor sent a telegram to Wood: address? stability? can play the first rounds of ammunition 9 ring, the second made just 4-rings. how do you train for? company commander (a look of surprise): him 100 yuan. , you should take urgent measures? ; promise more than three: bayoneted him. said: While I was still on the enemy side. Jer lost a note for help. Jer is a good kid, ignore them to concentrate on the answer. proctored, Yuan Long stand it anymore, angry rebuke of a table shot Jer said: No! so many people hit you with a ball of paper, how do you not know back then?! From the beginning, Baishun not mind in the program, has been saying forever, has been nagging and how the money promised two things.
561 is also the stage could not hear what the actors say, to turn Ye Liang, turning a straight one, can not care for him Yeliang.
After a child, 561 could not bear it, and turned away, and Growl to: not hear! he did not know what the say, let him squad leader, squad leader wrote several lengthy pages, more than three is too late to look for office, he put the manuscript on the table, we respect directed at a military salute, said: are. Suddenly, a strong wind blowing, blowing the manuscript on the table to run, so more than three had embarrassed added: Hong instructor to find signed and sealed, after the instructor to sign stating that you wish to prepare sealed, but can not find the ink pad and asked the company commander in the high-side reading: Road without looking up: said: ; see what TV ah? question is what are you looking at TV? hh **
33. a victorious return after we combat, we asked what makes you so brave power?
talent, said: Fighting for the motherland!
Jer said: unbiased!
Wood said: captain made a bullet-proof vest, later learned is a jacket.
34. At night, the history of squad leader in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
Wu class vice asked him: ? ? He closed the door and return to monitor side, said: jeep stuck in the mud. He saw seven connected Gan Xiaoning are lazy and the old white lying on the ground, he gave them to help.
br> 36. day and 561 talent is talking, Wood came to ask: ! He asked: their little fingers to eat, he tried to cut, Wood suddenly shouting: Stop! eyes the light of wisdom, said: according to Army regulations did not salute to the chopper. chopper was furious and ordered Wood: : When the old A Long Yuan who said: Some may like Earth may still lives there. on meeting the content does not matter that many people will be opened near a small difference, sitting two rows of promise more than three climbing the table fast asleep in his back, Ng sixty-one humming the songs all sorts of silly, huh the humming sound great friends up accidentally, and that voice is simply overshadowed by the high commander speech sounds, the venue suddenly mess up once, Wu Liuyi quickly shut up. fleet commander went sound asleep in the high promise more than three in front of not very familiar with. One day, standing guard, he ran a small shop and bought a piece of ice cream, and then eat them on the job. company commander came here, was furious
asked him:
Wood: ; I am a company commander. turn Gan Xiaoning and promise more than three breaks, two plainclothes Hing was better then hurried out of the barracks. In the evening they came back, we see a large piece of Gan Xiaoning swollen face, hurriedly asked how he get's. Ganxiao Ning said: Today I went to the park and promise more than three boating friends a bee down my face. go, promise more than three to shoot it with paddles died. leopard car left the lights kicking friends. Soon Yuen Long heard the news the way, looking at the ground lights debris asked: . is that crumbled in the. ; you go and see if there is no picket outside. 46. Gan Xiaoning, deputy battalion commander reports to the high: The local fire!